navydream:

Look who’s back ♥

feardubh:

classlikecas:

“Hello, I’ve never seen you before.”

“This form is new for me. What’re you called?”

“I’m Sexy. Do you have a name?”

“He…he calls me Baby.”

Sorry but  there are no words for how much I want this ok thank

HUMAN!IMPALA HUMAN!TARDIS YES PLEASE

nipplebutt:

*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history

Zoe Saldana (June 19, 1978)

(Source: what-theface)

You are in the presence of…

(Source: drognerys)

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beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood:

Peanut Butter Caramel Baked Apples…RECIPE

alybearxo:

lasttostrike:

Ok so I’m at Whataburger and I’m eating french fries, right? Well I go to pick up my last fry and

ITS FUCKING PRINTED ON THE PAPER

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY

carmelilla9:

Star Trek | Out of the Uniform

yourvoiceinnovember:

Every class has that one student where every time they talk or raise their hand the teacher is just like

esslaurent:

love—is-my-weapon:

poopflow:

it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs 

and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes

that’s actually a really good idea

(Source: poopflow)

migue-l:

cenedril:

allthingshyper:

SOBBING

GROSS HYSTERICAL SOBBING

Don’t even care that this is color ok.

MY. FUCKING. FEELS.

cclarissaa:

ungracefullys:

frails:

fuck I want this

THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…

(Source: hapsical)